HUMOR
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Willowby, Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Sloan. Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both Judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, " O' Bryan, Sergeant Major, United States Marine Corps, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals."
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Ode to a Peaceful Dawn
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his friggin’ head.
(I'm not a morning person)
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
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A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
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Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
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