It has come to our 'tension that a few copies of Winders, Awrkinsaw Uhdishun,

may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of Awrkinsaw.

If you have one of these, you may need help understandin' the commands.

The Awrkinsaw Uhdishun may be recognized by the unique openin' screen.

It reads: WINDERS VISTY, with a background pitcher of Willie Nelson superimposed on a Mason jar of Jack Dannel's.

Please also note:

  The Recycle Bin is labeled                   "Outhouse"

  My Computer is called     "This Dern Contraption"

  Dial Up Networking is called       "Good Ol' Boys"

  Control Panel is known as            "The Dashboard"

  Hard Drive is referred to as       "4-Wheel Drive"

  Floppies are           "Them little ol' plastic thangs"

  Instead of an error message,  "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN Awrkinsaw Uhdishun:

  Cancel............stopdat

  Reset.............try'er agin

  Yes...............yep

  No................nope

  Find..............hunt fer it

  Go to.............over yonder

  Back..............back yonder

  Help..............hep me out here

  Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)

  Start.............crank'er up

  Settings..........settins

  Programs......... stuff at duz stuff

  Documents....... .stuff ah done did

Also note that the awrkinsaw uhdishun does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000:

Tiperiter.......... a word processing program

  Colerin' Book.................a graphics program

  Cyferin' Mersheen.........................calculator

  Outhouse Paper...................................notepad

  Inner-net...............Micro soft explorer 5.0

  Pitchers............,,,,,,,,,........ .a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the Awrkinsaw Uhdishun, you may return it to Dawk Hoppy fer a reeplacemunt version.

I shor' hope this helps all y'all out!

Dawk Hoppy

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